Wunderkammer - Comics - interim 008: MOAR FILLER

» Comics - interim 008: MOAR FILLER - 03 Aug 2010 10:00 pm

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Wunderkammer, 03 Aug 2010 10:37 pm ( Reply )

This is Just Embarrassing. - I'm not even going to lie, the delayed update is entirely due to me falling headfirst down that dark, slippery slope known as Alien vs. Predator fanfiction. It started innocently enough: I was trying to find a good example of the genre to prove to a friend that yes, it does exist and it is hilarious; next thing I knew, I was like the main character of the prose poetry novel, "Crank" (only without the meth or the rape baby), I hadn't slept in three days, I'd hardly eaten more than a bunch of Cup o'Noodles and I never even sent my friend a link to any of the gems I found. And believe you me, that stuff is hysterical. And some of it terrifyingly well-written. This isn't even me being pretentious about people dedicating so much time and effort to a cheesy franchise--AvP is one of my all-time favorite bad movies. But some of you kids are legitimately talented. Write a book, I'd read it.

Oh, I've also been doing odd-jobs for extra cash that I desperately need for school; lest you think that all I do is goof off. I WISH. Weirdly, monies trumps non-profit hobby, but I have a window tomorrow night and most of Thursday, which means update Thursday night if it kills me. IF IT KILLS ME. Only two more pages until consciousness, Red Rabbit. AWAKE TIMES!

So in the meantimes here's Jane--you remember Jane--and her Best Historical Friend Forever, Juan Carlos II of Spain. I love Charlie here about as much as I do Dr. Zahi Hawass; he belongs to my favorite inbred royal family, the Habsburgs, he was born with congenital syphilis, and his first wife gorged herself to death. NICE. But, in the immortal words of LeVar Burton, you don't have to take my word for it.

Jane is, bizarrely, the only one of the Wunderkammer crew able to converse in Spanish, making her an invaluable asset in acquisitioning several coveted items that require a certain amount of finesse (before she joined the ranks, all of the sparse Spanish collection had been acquired by Bastian punching members of the Inquisition in the face; not much of a covert operation). And on one such trip into the 1670s, well...this happens.

I'd like to point out that the file name of this masterpiece is "wtf.jpg."

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See you in two days for the final installments of Pre-American Revolution: A Space Odyssey!

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Got to say, I love the filler. I'm a little jealous of Juan Carlos. I thought I was your guy. WTF?
But still, you're such a damn great artist I forgive you.
Luv ya,
AH

posted by Alex Hamilton (Guest) on 05 Aug 2010 07:16 pm